The Hangover

(_____ calls Singleroom@western at 3:18pm on a Thursday.)

_____: Hello?....

Singleroom@western:.....................ufhs.....

_____: What? Babe, are you there?

Singleroom@western:.........(groan)......uhhm.......(groan)....uugghh.........

_____: Are you crying again? What happened?

Singleroom@western:..............noo.......om...g...........(groan).......(heavy breathing...)........uugghhh....

_____: K I'm hanging up unless you say something. This is retarded.

Singleroom@western:........so drunk.....

_____: What? Right now?

Singleroom@western: uugghh..........no. Yesterday...ohmanimgonnathrowup.....uughhh

_____: Ooooohhhhh you're hungover! HA. Its 3:35. In the afternoon. That sucks....

Singleroom@western: .....I can't talk to you right now I'm gonna be-**dial tone**.