(morning after. Singleroom@western is on a bus ride/death trip back to Western, texting updates to _____)

Singleroom@western: girl. I am the most extreme amounts of hungover you could poss imag. London seems sups far...fml what up witchuuu?

_____: Just running around, doing errands and stuff. Did guelph satisfy your itch to get 'buck'?

Singleroom@western: umm fuckin i guess so girl. we like went downtown and stuff and like, I remember...not a lot but i'm assuming i had fun.

_____: That's my girl. I had a weird night-went to some bar where you could smoke inside...H wiped out and fell down some stairs...that was pretty funny.

Singleroom@western: ahahaha amaze. Any scandals?

_____: Uumm other than that not really-although I did get drunk enough that I was sending sexy text messages to people. And thats never a good sign.

Singleroom@wester: omg im looovvvinng the sextie-texties. I think its like, tots legit. I was just way to effing belig (read: belligerent) to be scandalous.

_____: I'm just glad that once you get drunk enough, you do seem possible of making semi-good decisions. Or at least remove yourself from any situation where you may need to make a decision.

Singleroom@western: shush.

school is hilaaarrrr right?!

(text message exchange between Singleroom@western and _____ )

Singleroom@western: hay gurlfraaaand

_____: Hey whats up?

Singleroom@western: I'm in guelph sooo effing high sitting in K's business class. Wtf riight? Whats up witchu gurrrlll?

_____: Nothing I'm just at work. Super quiet...wait, why are you in guelph? Do you EVER go to school?

Singleroom@western: umm cuz like i wanted to come for the weekend and get crazy. k so like whats new and exciting?

_____: Not much-I have a pretty packed weekend. Are you gonna get "buck" this weekend?

Singleroom@western: fuckin yah gurl like BUCK willlddddd girl.

_____: k good

Singleroom@western: Oohh and I have like soo many sups crazy stories to tell you. One is like, rriillllllyyyy awkward.

_____: I'm thrilled. Talk later?

Singleroom@western: fucking yah kk love you beettcchh!