singleroom@western: K! I'm done. Do I look like, ok?
_____: (seeing singleroom@westerns miniscule black american apparel dress and bulging cleavage.) Umm...ya? Maybe for going to a club, but, its nana's birthday...shouldn't you cover up a bit?
singleroom@western: (flipping her hair) Ohmygod _____ I AM covered k? Plus, im wearing flats so that like totally like calms the whole outfit down a bit. Its a black dress like how much more basic can you get?
_____: well you could put your boobs away, for one. This day is about nana...not the girls.
singleroom@western: Whatever. Let's go. I'll fucking like, take a scarf or something. K? Happy?
(entering the party, seeing dad for the first time)
singleroom@western: Daddy, do you think I should like, wear a scarf, or like...no?
Dad: Scarf. And make sure it stays on.