singleroom@western: OMG. whatthefuck. where have you been like i've ACTUALLY been calling you nonstop.
_____: no you haven't, I have like 2 missed calls and one of them isn't even from you.
singleroom@western: k ya whatevs but like I've been trying to get a hold of you. and like, you wouldn't even text message me to tell me you were like, alive, and shit.
_____: uummm.......sorry? I guess.
singleroom@western: ya like, I thought you were DEAD.
_____: you're an idiot. anyways, whats up?
singleroom@western: DON'T call me an idiot! Like I was worried about you, okay?!
_____: yah I get it.
singleroom@western: ....K well whatever. I was like calling to talk about shit but I guess you like, don't want to talk to me.
_____: oh please, as if you're mad at me right now............i love you...
_____:.........we can talk about boys if you want...
singleroom@western: OMG so ya there's this like holyshitsuperhottttt guy at my work.