_____: Hey sis. Whats up? Are you doing anything fun tonight?
Singleroom@western: you fucking bet I am sister. Whats good in the hood with you biznatch?
_____: Uummm, probably getting up to something adventurous with *h and the girls. You?
Singleroom@western: LOooovves it. Say hey to that slut for me. And I dunno yet, like prroobbbs getting rowdy with my crew. also I had a drunken extravaganza last night...
(20 minutes later)
Singleroom@western: Beer number one: shot gunned. Haaayyyyy its gonna be a good night.
_____: Oh look who decided to respond. You never disappoint. So liiikkee, whatcha wearing?
Singleroom@western: uumm a black skirt with a black shirt thats like, flowy and shit. you?
_____: Black jeans and a black shirt thats like, see-thru....and shit. I guess.
Singleroom@western: llooovveesss it betch! Fuck yaaa all black Eeerrryytthhaanngg! So sassy like can't even handle it
_____: K whoa girl.
(an hour later)
Singleroom@western: I look haawwwwtt.
_____: Try to keep it all on tonight girl. You know?
Singleroom@western: fucking ya girl like you know I will..this guy i'm trying to wheel sucks soo much
_____: Why?
Singleroom@western: cuz hes like so unresponsive
_____: Thats unusual for you, no?
Singleroom@western: Oh my god like it is the most unusal.
_____: .....you just misspelt "unusual."
Singleroom@western: Ugh like RELAX. K whatevs im done.
