Singleroom@western: Um, nothing really, what about you?
_____: well I--
Singleroom@western: (interrupts) Ok well there is SOMETHING kinda sick that happened
____:....please, go ahead.
Singleroom@western: K well you know that show peak season? And like, you know Dre? Or like, whatever his name is? Anyways hes the hot one.
____: yeah, vaguely.
Singleroom@western: OK so like he was at the bar the other night and like, so was I, and we totally saw each other and I was just like pretending that I had seen him before. I mean, I was looking at him all like "do I know you??" and he was all like "damn girl" so like I went over to the bar and we started talking and I was SO wheeling him and--
____: hold on. Wheeling?! What the fuck is that?
Singleroom@western: (gross throat noise) Seriously? Its like, you know, like getting there. Like picking up...
____: huh.
Singleroom@western: So ok whatever so we were like talking and stuff and I was like "oh my god you seem SO familiar" like I wanted to pretend that I didnt know him and stuff, right? Cuz like celebrities are people too and I didnt want to make him feel awkward/
____: how kind of you
Singleroom@western: YA i know Right?! SO anyways long story short we like made out a bit and now we're friends on facebook.
